The Shit Bar Idea Generator Is About To Put Your Kids Through College

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Let’s face it, to have a successful bar in Australia you can’t just serve great drinks, you also need to create a great atmosphere for your customers. Some bars that do this include Bartronica which is full of arcade games, George’s Bar which pays tribute to everyone’s favourite idiot George Costanza, and Berlin Bar which throws you back to when East and West Germany were a thing. So say you want to open a new bar. In the past you probably had to sit there and think of a sweet idea but NOW you can use the Shit Bar Idea Generator to gives you bangers like…

“YOU SHOULD START A MILHOUSE VAN HOUTEN THEMED BAR THAT SELLS BACON TOPPED DONUTS AND PLAYS DUBSTEP REMIXES OF THE LATEST MEMES.”

and…

“YOU SHOULD START A NINJA TURTLES THEMED BAR THAT SELLS GRANVILLE BAKLAVA AND PLAYS 90’s HIP HOP.”

or how about…

“YOU SHOULD START A CAPTAIN PLANET THEMED BAR THAT SELLS GIGANTIC CHICKEN SCHNITZELS AND PLAYS THAT ONE EMINEM SONG EVERY WHITE PERSON KNOWS.”

 

The Shit Bar Idea Generator was crafted by Matthew Vernon and inspired by the following tweet from Cook Suck.

With such a bulletproof formula it’s only a matter of time before this bad boy is snapped up and monetized. Get in while the getting’s good!

Barney Burping Quarters

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